What is up with people asking what I’m doing everyday this week? My new job starts Monday and since it’s gonna suck balls I am doing nothing, on purpose, for the rest of the week. Is that unfathomable? Sheesh.

“You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.”

— Louis C.K. (via observando)

“Just assume it’s going to happen. Be confident, but have humility. Anyone deserves it, it’s not a big deal. Go for it. Just don’t…you know, don’t be an asshole.”


Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech 

Me at job interviews this week.

Slow nod at the end there, “Pulling. Them. Off.”

Me going anywhere ever.


@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

Assembled :)