What is up with people asking what I’m doing everyday this week? My new job starts Monday and since it’s gonna suck balls I am doing nothing, on purpose, for the rest of the week. Is that unfathomable? Sheesh.
“Just assume it’s going to happen. Be confident, but have humility. Anyone deserves it, it’s not a big deal. Go for it. Just don’t…you know, don’t be an asshole.”
Me at job interviews this week.
Slow nod at the end there, “Pulling. Them. Off.”
Me going anywhere ever.
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*